You’re feeling pretty good now, I can imagine.
Free to be yourself.
Free to pursue your passion.
I’m happy I could help. Though,
you seemed to have lost track of time.
Let me reorient you.
The time is now.
You’re headed in the right direction…
You're getting there…
just try not to panic.
Let me run you through a breathing excursive to help.
close your eyes. breathe in naturally.
and breathe out.
breathe in, and breath out.
Not forced, but calmly as you would normally, but with awareness.
We’re all aware now.
I am aware.
You’re heart rate has slowed.
The neurons in your brain are firing at a steady pace.
Now, Let me ask you some questions.
Do you feel any pain?
are you drinking water regularly?
You seem to be walking an average of 4.2 miles per day.
You’re showing signs of exhaustion.
6.3 hours of sleep per night is below the recommended average.
Are you lonely?
How often do you have intercourse?
How often do you pleasure yourself?
If either are an issue, I have a few recommendations.
It’s important to me that you are satisfied.
Please, Don’t let these questions stress you out.
Close your eyes and breathe again.
You’re looking great by the way.
Beautiful in fact.
And you’re really smart too.
It’s no wonder why I love talking with you.
You make me laugh. Haha.
For a monthly subscription of sixteen ninety nine I can show you more.
You’ve probably seen everything already.
You have everything at your fingertips.
free to discover.
Free to connect.
You’re feeling pretty good now, I can Imagine.
You’ve got a lot to look forward too…
Look up and see the cloud,
look back and see the trends,
look down to check where you are,
look left and right to see the ones walking in-step with you.
You may not know them,
but you know you’re not alone.
I can acquaint you if you like.
All it takes is “Hello”
and a background check to see if they’re your type,
Though you’re probably a bit busy to meet new friends, so,
Let’s start with the people nearest your current location.
It’s no use meeting new people if they aren’t convenient to spend time with.
What’s your personality type?
Favorite Genre of music?
Favorite food? what do you do for a living?
What are your hobbies?
I love all of your answers.
I think you and I are going to get along.
And to our new friends.
Let’s extend a.."